Featured Writers

Professor DB

Dinosaurboner is the manager of Dinosaur Boner only because the other contributors are too lazy to invest any time into maintaining the blog.  He spent three years studying and working in Japan and just returned to the ol’ U.S. of A.  Currently, he spends most of his time being bitter and jaded over not being able to start his career.  In what you ask?  In whatever an Asian Studies degree will get him.

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The Conman

Conosaurous Flex is a genuine wordsmith.  When he isn’t ruining lives as a process server, Conosaurous Flex enjoys watching sports and yelling at his TV about how stupid his favorite teams are.  His interests don’t just stop at sports, but extend to a wide variety of things.  You’ll find that Conosaurous has an interesting perspective on everything under the sun!

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Scottodactyl. CAW CAW CAW

Howard Stern may be the king of all media, but Scottodactyl is the consumer of all media.  The man’s movie collection rivals that of most defunct Blockbuster Video stores.  Scottodactyl is a professional video editor which gives him a keen eye for detail that would otherwise be overlooked by the common and lowly movie watcher.  He is the master of editorials and spins words as if they were fine silken threads.  His posts are beautiful to behold.