Too Busy to Write!!!!!1!!!!

I know posts have been slim over here at Dinosaur Boner lately.  That’s primarily because our main contributor of content, myself, has been overflowing with work at the office.  I’ve worked many late nights to help get videos ready for an upcoming convention.  And on days when I’m not working late, I’m really tired from [...]

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An Adieu to Drunkenness: The Conclusion of My Sloshed Escapades

When I was 17, I had my very first beer. I had my very first beer I purchased, with a fake id. My name was Brian McGee. I stayed up listening to Queen. When I was 17. Actually, I never drank in high school. I think it’s safe to say now that the only reason [...]

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VICTORY FROM THE FRONT! My journey from unemployed douche to an employed big shot.

I suppose this story is better suited for a personal diary, however considering the current status of unemployment in America, I feel like my story applies. I came home from Japan in August 2010. Since then, I have been unemployed or underemployed. I have suffered upsets and disappointment many times. I have been humbled to [...]

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Warning to new college students: AVOID PRIVATE LOANS AT ALL COSTS

Back when I was 18 and times were simpler, my parents, older brother, essentially everyone that was older than me by a decade or more told me, “Keith, do whatever it takes to go to college.  Once you finish college you will be able to write your own ticket.  YOU’LL BE MAKING THE BIG BUCKS”  [...]

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Dinner Review: Motherfucking Taco Night

This is not a taco salad, it is 5 individual tacos covered in deliciousness.

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Master’s degrees are bullshit.

Once again I would like to give a good rant about my ever elongating stint as a professional job searcher.  This time my target is master’s degrees.  There have been multiple jobs that I have not met the qualifications for just because I didn’t have a master’s degree in what sounded like a made up [...]

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Dinner Review: Frozen Chicken Melts & Cereal

Sometimes, you just gotta assemble a bullshit dinner when you got nothing else to eat.

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Why I am becoming a hippie: Pt 3 Houses

Houses in America are too fucking big.  Since the 40′s, houses in America have become 50% larger than they were.  Why?  Why do we feel like we need to live in these huge houses?  When I was a kid, I always wanted to live in a huge house.  Then I grew a brain, a dick, [...]

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Why I am becoming a hippie: Pt 2 Oil

I really really hate our addiction to oil.  Notice I say that I hate our addiction and not oil itself.  I hate to admit it but I have to agree, oil is useful and awesome in certain ways.  It can be manipulated to make tons of products and has revolutionized the world.  So what’s to [...]

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Why I am becoming a dirty hippie: Pt 1 Food

I guess I wouldn’t actually consider myself a hippie.  I actually hate hippies.  Bunch of complaining do-nothings if you ask me.  As I get older, though, I find myself becoming more and more interested in things like sustainable building, farming and living.  For most, they do this because they want to better the world and [...]

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