I know there was something of an uproar on the internet regarding HBO’s new series Girls. I’ve seen the three episodes that have aired thus far, and I actually enjoy the show. I find it entertaining for the most part. Lena Dunham carries the show as Hannah, obviously, and all of her storylines have been [...]
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My Belated Internet Comment on HBO’s Girls
Posted in Rant, TV, tagged boring, complex characters, Entourage, Game of Thrones, Girls, HBO, HBO Girls, HBO's Girls, I WATCH TV GOOD, Joffrey Lannister, Judd Apatow, Katrina Bowden, Lena Denham, MY TWO CENTS, sluts, television, tv, witty writing on May 2, 2012 | 1 Comment »
Titanic Revisited – And Why Rose is Kind of a Bitch (in 3D!)
Posted in Movie Review, Movies, Rant, tagged 13 year old Scott got a boner from that titty, 1990s, 1997, 3D, 3D boobs, A BILLION DOLLARZ, Avatar, Bill Paxton, Billy Zane, boats, boobs, Celine Dion, charity, destructo-meter, diamonds, disasters, epic, film, Film Reviews, films, fucking a guy who isn't your boyfriend in your boyfriend's car, Heart of the Sea, hypothetical situations, I'M ON A BOAT, Jack Dawson, James Cameron, Kate Winslet, Leonardo DiCaprio, LOUD NOISES, Movie Reviews, movies, My Heart Will Go On, poor people, Regal Theaters, remember that fat guy with the smiley face shirt?, rich people, Rose Dawson, Rose is kind of a bitch, selfish, selfishness, special effects, steamy hand on window car sex, teen girls, the 1%, Titanic, Titanic 3D, tragedy on April 9, 2012 | 5 Comments »
So my girlfriend (who, in 1997, had Leonardo DiCaprio posters covering her bedroom wall) and I went to go see Titanic in 3D over the weekend. Did I feel slightly weird feeding money into the 2nd highest grossing movie of all time’s recent cash grab? Sure, maybe a little. But I didn’t really mind too [...]
RAPED By Video Games
Posted in Rant, Video Games, tagged Backyard Monsters, Base "0" not found, BYM, Facebook, ffxii, Final Fantasy, final fantasy 12, Final Fantasy XII, game gear, Gamer, Kixeye, Kongregate, Legend of Zelda, raped, video games on March 5, 2012 | 1 Comment »
If you couldn’t tell from the title, we video game players, gamers if you will, are a passionate bunch. Since the stereotypical gamer ventures forth into the dating world at a crippled pace, we are forced to pour our hearts into video games. Much like romance and relationships though, video game relationships can go bad [...]
“Halfway Through A Crazy NBA Season” Thoughts
Posted in Basketball, Humor, Rant, Sports, tagged basketball, boston celtics, boston sucks, chicago bulls, derrick rose, dwanye wade, kevin durant, kevin love rules, lebron james, miami heat, my computer crashed 6 times while making this, nba, nba 2k12, nba finals, nba playoffs, new york knicks, rubio for president, rubios a twink, scott had ben wallace shoes, starburys were better, ya fyed on February 29, 2012 | 4 Comments »
So we have half a season in the books of what’s been a pretty whirlwind NBA season after that whole “lockout” business. And with the 2nd half getting underway, here are some quick thoughts about all 30 teams (yes even the Bobcats)! Maybe I’ll make some predictions!! Maybe not!!! I honestly haven’t thought that far [...]
I Hate Precocious, Outspoken Children
Posted in Rant, tagged I hate children on February 19, 2012 | 1 Comment »
Youtube has become a place where anyone can speak their mind. It is what the internet was meant for. I have wasted hours and hours on it, perusing various videos and music. I fucking LOVE Youtube. The only downside to Youtube is it gives people like, ugh, CHILDREN an outlet for their aggravating views. Minus [...]
New Nuclear Power Plant? Thorium or GTFO
Posted in Rant, tagged Energy, Green Energy, I'm a dirty hippie, Kirk Sorenson, LFTR, Liquid Fluoride Thorium Reactor, Nuclear, Nuclear Power, Power, Power of the future, Power Plant, Science, TED talk, Thorium on February 10, 2012 | 3 Comments »
After several decades, a new nuclear reactor has taken its first steps to be OK’d by the government . If humanity wants to have affordable energy to power our ever growing lust for technology, nuclear power must be developed. Nuclear power is a GOOD thing. It produces enormous amounts of energy and does not poison [...]
Movie Review: The Woman in Black
Posted in Movie Review, Movies, Rant, tagged atmosphere, Blockbuster, British Movies, BRO GHOSTS BRO, cockney, contorting BAD, Daniel Radcliffe, disturbing, England, enough with the hair already, everything in this movie happens behind Daniel Radcliffe, Film Reviews, ghosts, Harry Potter, Japanese horror, jump scares, LOUD NOISES, Movie Reviews, psychological damage, retro, The Woman in Black on February 8, 2012 | 4 Comments »
There’s nuffin’ oy fancy more than a ole English ‘orror movie ta add a lil’ frill to me evnin. Wot wif aw the bloody screams and frioght and such. Oy loike me ‘orror movies full of atmospheah and dahk undatones, oy do. Thra in ‘arry Potter as a full grown bloke, and yuvv sold me [...]
Manga Worth Reading
Posted in Comics, Japan, Manga, Rant, tagged Anime, Fuck American Otaku, I hate American Otaku, Japan, Japanophile, Manga, Manga Hipster, Onward Towards Our Noble Death, Shigeru Mizuki, Tezuka Osamu, World War 2, WW2 on January 27, 2012 | 5 Comments »
Do you ever get tired of reading shit like Bleach and One Piece? Tired of reading manga that just goes on and on with no end until it gets so stale and predictable that you curse yourself every time you pick up a new volume? Well good, you are evolving out of your retarded otaku [...]
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