We here at Dinosaur Boner strive to provide you with only the laziest of internet musings. We will often go days without posting anything, and it basically boils down to the fact that we are probably masturbating. Not together, of course. But chances are, on any given moment; one, or all of us here at Dinosaur Boner are likely pleasuring ourselves. We like to tell our readers this. Because we are honest people. Honest about how we masturbate.
BUT, if you subscribe to Dinosaur Boner, you will receive e-mails telling you when we were able to fit in our writing in between our frequent masturbation and actually update the blog with meaningful content. We will try to make our posts as informative and entertaining as possible, but mind you, none of us here are really contributing to society in a meaningful way. Unless you count masturbating as meaningful. Which we, in fact, do.
Well, it’s 4 pm. I have masturbating to get done. I hope you have a nice day. I know I will.
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