Finally there’s a movie out in theaters about two hippies on an organic farm fighting over a dog named Willie Nelson. The wait is over!
Archive for August, 2011
Movie Review: Our Idiot Brother
Posted in Movie Review, Movies, tagged Our Idiot Brother on August 28, 2011 | 2 Comments »
Dinosaur Boner Supercut: When Animals Attack (in a film)
Posted in Movies, tagged alligators, animal rights, Animals Attack, ants, Apes, bats, bees, birds, bugs, deer, dinosaurs, dogs, ferrets, film, frogs, I miss Chris Farley, Monkeys, Montage, movies, not the bees!, penguins, piano, pigs, piranha, rabbits, rats, rhinos, scorpions, sharks, snakes, spiders, Supercut, tigers, wolves on August 27, 2011 | 14 Comments »
I cut together this film supercut for fun in my spare time, of one of my favorite things to watch in the whole world, animals attacking humans. I’m not an animal rights activist or anything, I mainly just find it funny. I’ve always had the feeling that one day humans will fuck up society to [...]
Movie Review: Troll Hunter
Posted in Movie Review, Movies, tagged Film Reviews, Movie Reviews, Norway, Troll Hunter, trollage, trolled, Trollhunter, trolling, trolls, YOU GOTTA PAY THE TROLL TOLL TO GET INSIDE THIS BOYS HOLE on August 26, 2011 | Leave a Comment »
I watched Troll Hunter on Blu-ray last night (just came out this week), which is a movie I really wanted to see back when it was on the festival circuit, but it never ended up making it to regular theaters. Probably because it’s a Norwegian movie about trolls.
Movie Review: Fright Night
Posted in Movie Review, Movies, tagged Colin Farrell, Film Reviews, Fright Night, Horror, Imogen Poots, Movie Reviews, my neighbor is an asshole too!, vampires on August 22, 2011 | 2 Comments »
I saw Fright Night during the day on Friday, then almost immediately after it went to a weekend long bachelor party for my friend, so I’ll try my best to review this movie despite the fact I probably lost a few brain cells before it had a chance to really soak in.
Movie Review: The Devil’s Double
Posted in Movie Review, Movies, tagged Dominic Cooper, Film Reviews, join Uday or you're DUNZO, Movie Reviews, movie theaters, shoehorned relationships, The Devil's Double, this ain't Scarface, Uday Hussein on August 18, 2011 | 2 Comments »
Finally went to a screening of The Devil’s Double, and gee golly, it didn’t get canceled. Quite in fact, one of the greatest perks of going to a limited release movie on a Wednesday night occurred… No one else showed up and I had the theater all to myself…!
Movie Review: Super
Posted in Movie Review, Movies, tagged awkward sex, Film Reviews, Movie Reviews, Rainn Wilson, Super, superheroes, violence OH GOLORIOUS VIOLENCE on August 14, 2011 | 2 Comments »
I tried to go to a screening of The Devil’s Double, but upon arriving to the theater, I was promptly notified at the box office that the show had been cancelled… I still don’t know why… So, thanks Regal cinema, I love driving 25 minutes each way for no reason. ANYWAY, I just went home [...]
Movie Review: 30 Minutes or Less
Posted in Movie Review, Movies, tagged 30 Minutes or Less, Aziz Ansari, Danny McBride, disappointment, Film Reviews, Jesse Eisenberg, Movie Reviews, Nick Swardson on August 14, 2011 | 1 Comment »
For a movie that features a small handful of some of my favorite comedic actors, this surprisingly falls way short of its potential. I mean, 30 Minutes or Less is entertaining, but it’s not really that funny.
Movie Review: Rise of the Planet of the Apes
Posted in Movie Review, Movies, tagged Apes, Film Reviews, James Franco, Malfoy Sucks, Monkeys, Movie Reviews, Planet of the Apes, Rise of the Planet of the Apes, these apes were smarter than people from Jersey on August 9, 2011 | 6 Comments »
This movie proves that a bunch of CGI monkeys jumping around trees CAN work in a film. Take THAT Kingdom of the Crystal Skull!
Movie Review: Cowboys & Aliens
Posted in Movie Review, Movies, tagged aliens, Cowboys & Aliens, Daniel Craig, Film Reviews, logic errors, Movie Reviews, Olivia Wilde is so god damn hot on August 1, 2011 | 2 Comments »
It’s not as bad as the reviews would lead you to believe, but it’s also not surprisingly great or anything. I found Cowboys & Aliens to be a fun ride when it wanted to be, and nothing more.